my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
ok so last night there was this really cute gay couple behind us and oh my god during time is running out they were singing to eachother and one of them sang “you will suck the come out of me” aND I JUST DIED AND LAUGHED AND ACTUAL TEARS WERE COMING DOWN MY FACE
aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OMG
what do straight boys even do all day
prob makeout with each other between whispering “no homo”
Lol but there’s no end to tumblr..
somebody make this transparent omf
my sister went to a dress up party. guess which one she is?
Your sister will go far in life
So my brother and I were at this mini-golfing place
And on the last course, your ball disappears in to this hole under a locked door.
So naturally, we got curious, and wanted to see what what behind it.
It looked kind of dark in there, so I put the flash on my camera and held my phone through the hole and????
orLANDO BLOOM IS BACK THERE I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED LAUGHING SEND HELP
this was a traumatic experience you cunts where are my notes
